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EA’s FLAG Flies at Half-Mast (Album Review, Pt. 1)
Fight Like a Girl is a different kind of record than I was anticipating. Opheliac succeeded because of Emilie’s famous electric violin and patented screaming well outside of her vocal range. These trademarks are nowhere to be found on this album, replaced with much lighter fare. Industrial takes a backseat to theatrical. This one is less a rock album than a soundtrack to a musical. The problem is that musical only exists in Emilie’s head.
Read on past the break for part one of my bi-polar review.
EPam Wars: MeinKraft
Greetings loyal followers of all things ‘4203. The time has come for the second in my long line of expository essays about the forthcoming EPam Wars. Today’s topic: Crafting.
Pressing the Shift Key on (nearly) any screen brings up the Pause Menu, granting access to the Codec, Crafting, as well as other exciting things such as the Map and Achievements.
Read on past the jump for the full breakdown of Crafting in EPam Wars.
EPam Wars: Achievements Unlocked!
Greetings, fans of 4203 Game Studios.
EPam Wars is only a few weeks away. Thus, the time has come to pull back the curtain ever so slightly and let you all in on some of what’s in store. Over the coming weeks there will be a series of features detailing aspects of the game that have thus far remained unannounced. First up: Achievements!
EPam Wars features 49 achievements totalling 4,203 gamer points. 31 will be awarded over the course of the main story, while 18 are completely optional. Read on past the break for the full list. (Moderate spoiler warning.)
EPam Wars: Flash Mob!
Seasons greetings, from 4203 Game Studios!
Festivus was yesterday, and while there was plenty of cheer in the air, there were also plenty of grievances aired as well. One in particular required me to take swift and decisive action. Presenting: EPam Wars: Flash Mob!
Actual Gameplay!
- Live the origin story of the least prolific villain in gaming history, Darth EPam!
- Reconnect with many of the characters familiar to fans of EPam Wars!
- Bombastic fast-paced gameplay!
- Built using Adobe Flash and playable right in your browser!
- EPAM!
(Click for full-size 1680×1050)
[Updated to v1.1 - 12.25.11]
Changelog:
- + Added Immelmann QA credit
- + Added .1 to the version number
- - Fixed a bug wherein the game would return to Combat Mode after the credits
- - Removed Herobrine
[Updated to v1.2 - 12.26.11]
Changelog:
- + Added limited keyboard support (Enter/Space to advance text. More to come…)
- + Added environmental animations to the Limit Break
- + Added sign to the magic shop
- + Added .1 to the version number
- - Fixed a bug wherein EPam would occasionally drop Common instead of Legendary loot
EPam Wars – Delayed Indefinitely
Greetings, readers.
The decision has been made by 4203 Game Studios, to delay EPam Wars indefinitely. The game is not vaporware, however, as I assure you development is indeed ongoing.
Long story short, if EPam Wars were to release on time, it’d be a long story cut short. The game I set out to release in December is not the game EPam Wars has grown into, and as time draws ever closer to the arbitrary release date I never formally announced, I find myself considering compromises to both the story and gameplay just so the game will be done. That’s not the way I want this project to end. Seven years is a long time. Here’s hoping it won’t take seven more to get it just right.
So, I would suggest you find some other RPG to fill your time. I think Mojang just put out that Scrolls game or something? I dunno. I just wish Notch would hurry up and finish Minecraft already.
HOLLA.
“If you don’t release this game on time,
you’ll lose all credibility.”
Has Two-and-a-Half-Men Lost Its Sheen?
Two-and-a-Half-Men returned from an elongated hiatus Monday night after Charlie Sheen started WINNING! and all that nonsense gave last season a premature end. Can this show survive Ashton Kutcher joining the cast? Read on after the jump for my scathing review of Monday’s premiere. [Editor’s Note: And many kudos to my good pal Shane for the title of this post.]
Ghast In The Shell
Who are you? Who slips into The Nether and waves a fishing rod at my ghast?
This is my second attempt at drawing something on my graphics tablet. Luckily, it was a Major success (see what I did there?). I partially have MineCraft to blame for the lack of practicing/updating, as it has taken control of my life for the past month or so. Now my favourite sport is boxing, I shop exclusively at the Square One Mall, and my favourite actor is Cuba Gooding Jr. (well, at least that’s still the same). I still won’t buy a Boxee. That thing’s stupid.
HOLLA.
241543903 – You’re Doing It Wrong
Apparently there’s a meme on the interwebs where people take a picture of their head in a freezer, name it 241543903, and then use Bing Image search to Google the number and see the pics. I just discovered this a few minutes ago, and figured I’d whip together a demotivational poster for Shane’s birthday using an old photo I had from May 13, 2004. Happy Birthday, bitchcakes.
HOLLA.
