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RyanMac420e3 – EPam Wars 121313

Hopefully This One Doesn't Get Cancelled Too

Welcome to 420e3 everybody!  The one time of year that the game industry gets together during June (ya know, ’cause GDC, PAX Prime, PAX East, TGS, etc. fill the rest of the calendar year) to announce their biggest and best surprises for the coming gaming year.

This year, it is my very special treat to announce the official, final, this-is-gonna-happen-or-you’ll-read-about-my-suicide-the-next-day, absolutely, actual release date for EPam Wars! 

The EPam Star falls this Fall!  December (Friday-the-)13th (had to get one last reference in), 2013! 

Be here (or wherever you want, really.  It’ll be around for a while…  at least until the C&D’s start rolling in…), at 12:01 EST on 12/13/13 for the release of the most anticipated RPG in gaming history.  9 years of toil, 8 years of blood, 7 years of sweat, 6 years of tears, and 5 years of procrasturbation have created an epic that you’ll be done with in a day!  (And I did it all without Kickstarter!)

Come see me in person (or email me your mailing address, if you’re feeling feisty) and I’ll give you a copy of the Collector’s Edition, which includes EPam Wars, EPam Wars:  Flash Mob! HD, a DVD featuring the original EPam Wars film (along with producer commentary, including a special guest appearance from EPam himself!), and a map of Woburnia signed by the bulk of the 4203 Game Studios team!

#EPamWars121313

Follow the jump for a picdump to prove this thing is real: 

RE-Tank

RE-Roof

RE-EPampire

RE-Burlingtovakia

RE-Blaster-Fun-Time

EW-Word

EW-Willow

EW-Wheelchair

EW-Trauma-Centre

EW-Sonichu

EW-Saw

EW-Purpose

EW-Pop-Up-Video

EW-Piss-Bottle

EW-Mako

EW-Macalicious

EW-Loser

EW-Look-We-Gain-EXP!

EW-Jay

EW-Heresy

EW-Hannah

EW-Fun-Noodle

EW-Expecting

EW-Emerald-Staff

EW-Codec

EW-Bronze-Helmet

EW-Barret

EW-3D

PS(4):  EPam Wars supports the used game community!  You’ll be able to install EPam Wars without paying the original publishers anything for the copyrighted material held within!

15 responses

  1. Bridgett McLaughlin

    God, those graphics look worse than my morning shits.

    June 29, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    • Tim McLaughlin

      I know sis, what a fucking disgrace this guy is to the family. Wish he would do something meaningful with his life.

      June 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

      • Tim McLaughlin

        I hear ya Tim, you should talk some sense into him because this kid is going nowhere in life. Maybe we should all have an intervention for him. He was a limited amount of friends, so it won’t be an incontinence to organize an intervention.

        June 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

      • Tim Lawton

        Let’s organize an intervention for Ryan!!!!

        June 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

      • Mike Ward

        Yea, intervention sounds good.

        June 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      • Chris Wall

        I’m in

        June 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      • Oneil

        Attention all back room employees, please enter Ryan’s house for an intervention. An intervention for the worst batch burner in aTarget history.

        June 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

  2. Bridgett McLaughlin

    June 29, 2013 at 2:13 pm

  3. Mark Smith

    June 29, 2013 at 2:12 pm

  4. Tim McLaughlin

    June 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm

  5. Chris Wall

    June 29, 2013 at 2:07 pm

  6. David Taylor

    June 29, 2013 at 2:07 pm

  7. Nick Minear

    June 29, 2013 at 2:06 pm

  8. Mike Ward

    June 29, 2013 at 2:06 pm

  9. Ryan Muse

    June 29, 2013 at 2:05 pm

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