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My Comical Romance: “Ted Was a Jerk”

2014

Battle for the Mum

Parody of “For What It’s Worth” by Placebo from the album Battle for the Sun; Lyrics by Ryan Mac

A tenth of a century
HIMYM’s goodbye
For what it’s worth
I was mostly pleased
But I nearly died

Ted was a jerk
Come on?!  Scherbatsky?! 
You dirty liar
Ted was a jerk
Yooouuu son-of-a B
Teddy Westside

Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk

Broke up the family
And nobody cried
Ted was a jerk
Just some unknown disease
Then Tracy died

Or what about
Robin in that scene?
Stupid rising bride
“I’m over her!”
Damn you, C+C
And your Mom-shaped hole tonight

Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk

Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk

No one cares when Ted’s out on the street
Holding up the French Horn to seem so sweet
No one cares when Ted’s with the reporter
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother

Maybe way back around season three
But picking up nine seasons before they’d meet?
No one cares when Ted’s with the reporter
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother

Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother

Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother

Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother

5 responses

  1. Anonymous

    Dude, stop posting these useless articles.

    April 30, 2014 at 8:45 pm

  2. Faggot Crushing Gothic Killingspree

    I will have $10 regular on pump two please. Also, I will have a pack of Marlboro’s.

    April 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm

  3. Ron Dwan

    After reading this piece of garbage, I am glad I got out of this family. What a fucking joke this kid is. Thank god I am no longer related to this bum.

    April 23, 2014 at 2:57 pm

  4. Cindy McLaughlin

    I will have $20 Regular on pump two please. Thank you

    April 23, 2014 at 2:55 pm

  5. Andrea Kazan

    YAWN

    April 23, 2014 at 2:52 pm

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