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EPam Wars: Flash Mob!

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Seasons greetings, from 4203 Game Studios!

Festivus was yesterday, and while there was plenty of cheer in the air, there were also plenty of grievances aired as well.  One in particular required me to take swift and decisive action.  Presenting:  EPam Wars:  Flash Mob!

In Game Engine

Actual Gameplay!

  • Live the origin story of the least prolific villain in gaming history, Darth EPam!
  • Reconnect with many of the characters familiar to fans of EPam Wars!
  • Bombastic fast-paced gameplay!
  • Built using Adobe Flash and playable right in your browser!  [Note:  As of v1.3 playing inside a browser is no longer supported.]
  • EPAM!

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[Updated to v1.1 – 12.25.11]

Changelog:

  • + Added Immelmann QA credit
  • + Added .1 to the version number
  •  Fixed a bug wherein the game would return to Combat Mode after the credits
  • – Removed Herobrine

[Updated to v1.2 – 12.26.11]

Changelog:

  • + Added limited keyboard support (Enter/Space to advance text.  More to come…)
  • + Added environmental animations to the Limit Break
  • + Added sign to the magic shop
  • + Added .1 to the version number
  • – Fixed a bug wherein EPam would occasionally drop Common instead of Legendary loot

[Updated to v1.3 – 3.11.15]

Changelog:

  • + Converted from Shockwave File to standalone executable
  • + Capitalized instances of the word “Time”
  • + Added .1 to the version number
  • – No longer playable inside a browser
  • – Removed so-called “Pay to Win” items from the Eternal Yard Sale
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6 responses

  1. Mike Ward

    I can tell that Shane is not overlooking this project, he would not associate himself with such garbage. Just give up Ryan, you don’t have what it takes just to except it, but keep coming out with these garbage games because I fall asleep so easily while playing them.

    March 26, 2012 at 9:05 pm

  2. Jay Herrod

    EPam Wars totally in control of me? Yes. Let me tell you why. First, I am head over heels in love with EPam Wars, Ok? 2nd, EPam Wars came along in my life right when I needed it most. 3rd, EPam Wars is a very loving and caring game. 4th, EPam Wars guides me and has never told me wrong yet. Get it? It’s like EPam Wars can read my mind or something. I honestly don’t care if it can. Love has no bounds so I honestly don’t care what you all think so far as our PC compatibility goes. Those fussing about this can kiss my you know what as far as I am concerned. This is Jay Herrod and how I feel about this, thank you.

    January 27, 2012 at 6:03 pm

  3. Faggot Crushing Gothic Killingspree

    Why wouldn’t we just look for corpsepaint on Ebay like Shane?

    Also, why would you have me participating in the scene where everyone is verbally attacking Epam? If you remember correctly, I was not part of the original verbal attack that took place all those years ago in the spring of 2004, as I stood silently on the sidewalk with one Brian “Metal Health” Hegarty. This conscious decision on your behalf prompts such responses from me as: Oh you motherfucker! Hell, I might even be so inclined as to add: You asshole, you stupid son of a bitch! But frankly I feel as if I should save those last two as they will surely come in handy when responding to whatever this game has in store for us.

    January 16, 2012 at 6:30 am

  4. Also I liked it! Hearing Epam say “Can I help you?” made me laugh every time.

    December 25, 2011 at 7:51 am

  5. After the credits finish, the game goes back to the battle scene and continues on from that point.

    December 24, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    • I assure you that’s a feature, not a bug.

      December 24, 2011 at 11:25 pm

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