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My Comical Romance: “Ted Was a Jerk”

2014

Battle for the Mum

Parody of “For What It’s Worth” by Placebo from the album Battle for the Sun; Lyrics by Ryan Mac

A tenth of a century
HIMYM’s goodbye
For what it’s worth
I was mostly pleased
But I nearly died

Ted was a jerk
Come on?!  Scherbatsky?! 
You dirty liar
Ted was a jerk
Yooouuu son-of-a B
Teddy Westside

Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk

Broke up the family
And nobody cried
Ted was a jerk
Just some unknown disease
Then Tracy died

Or what about
Robin in that scene?
Stupid rising bride
“I’m over her!”
Damn you, C+C
And your Mom-shaped hole tonight

Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk

Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk

No one cares when Ted’s out on the street
Holding up the French Horn to seem so sweet
No one cares when Ted’s with the reporter
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother

Maybe way back around season three
But picking up nine seasons before they’d meet?
No one cares when Ted’s with the reporter
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother

Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother

Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother

Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother


How I Met the Ending, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombshell

We’ve all been emphasizing the wrong word. It wasn’t “how i met your mother” it was “how i met your mother.”

[SPOILER ALERT:] Before I go in depth, I should say this. I think “Last Forever” was TM, Totally Magnificent. Exploding High-Five!

Exploding High-Five

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