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MCHa! B-Sides and Parodies

Ham Sandwich In a Mama Cass

2007
Parody of “Devil In a Midnight Mass” by Billy Talent from the album II; Lyrics by Ryan Mac and CJ Petrous
Ham sandwich in a Mama Cass
You loved food but alas
You couldn't even die with class
Maybe next time skip breakfast

Choke on puke pooled on the floor
I swear that I can't breathe no more
I look asleep but I don't snore
"I Am" "Mute" can't sing for sure
I was alive but now I'm drowning

That was quite the end to my life
That was quite the end to my life
It's not right to laugh at my strife
(Silly, Silly)
We are zeitgeists
That was quite the end to my life
It's not right to laugh at my strife
(So silly)

Heart attack in a fat Elvis
Died while shitting on the can
The foot long sandwich in his hands
Looks like you just can't win

Open mouth, pulled the trigger
Blew my brains out on the floor
Impossible some speculate
Courtney Love killed me that day
I used to sing but now I'm bleeding

That was quite the end to my life
That was quite the end to my life
It's not right to laugh at my strife
(Silly, Silly)
We are zeitgeists
That was quite the end to my life
It's not right to laugh at my strife
(So silly)

Later, later, my body's found
My bed is made and it's in the ground
Later, later, my body's found
My bed is made and it's in the ground
Later, later, my body's found
My bed is made and it's in the ground
Later, later, my body's found
My bed is made and it's in the ground
Later, later, my body's found
My bed is made and it's in the ground
Later, later, my body's found
My bed is made and it's in the ground

Shugwaro

2007

Parody of “Cigaro” by System of a Down from the album Mezmerized; Lyrics by Ryan Mac and CJ Petrous
My TV's much bigger than yours
My TV cannot be ignored
With the signal so pure
It does not mesh with my decor

Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar
Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar

My sound system's better than yours
My system shakes the second the floor
With the signal so pure
What is my HDMI for?

Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar
Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar
Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar
Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar

Can't you see that I love my box?
Can't you see that yours has letter box?
Can't you see that we hate Magnavox?

I'm the vindicator that de-vindicates
I'm the over-rater that will over-rate
I'm the compensator for a lack of pride
Burning through Moe-Moe's resources, with this shit I buy

Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar
Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar

I'm the vindicators that de-vindicates
I'm the over-rater that will over-rate

Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar
Cool, in denial
I'm a cruel vindicator
Shugwaro Shugwaro Shugwar

My TV's much bigger than yours
My TV cannot be ignored
With the signal so pure
It does not mesh with my decor

Soccahball

2007

1. It’s Gillette

Parody of “In the Flesh?” by Pink Floyd from the album The Wall; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
"....we came in?"
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to toss your Turbo
To feel the blades of a Gillette Fusion
That power to mow

Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to feel?
If you wanna look good and clean shaven and nice
You'll just have to shave the same spot twenty times
"Sink! Turn on the vibration! Shave!"
"Cut him! Cut him up! Cut him up!"

2. The Puffed Rice

Parody of “The Thin Ice” by Pink Floyd from the album The Wall; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
Momma just says maybe
And daddy says it too
And the three may look warm to you babe
And the box may look blue
But ooh, baby
Ooh, baby blue
Ooh, ooh, babe

If you should start eating
On the puffed rice of generic brands
Your parents bought from the Brothers of Roche
'Cause it cost them a few cents less
Don't be surprised there's no crackling rice
Snapping and popping don't meet
You slip out of your chair and out of your mind
With your Rice Krispy lust behind you
As you toss the puffed rice

3. Another Stitch, Soccahball! Part 1

Parody of “Another Brick In the Wall Part 1” by Pink Floyd from the album The Wall; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
Daddy's stole my Halloween candy
Leaving me just the Tootsies
My Almond Joys and Mounds, he found 'em
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!

All in all it was just a stitch, Soccahball!
All in all it was all just stitched, Soccahball!

4. The Sappiest Days of Our Lives

Parody of “The Happiest Days of Our Lives” by Pink Floyd from the album The Wall; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain programs that my
Mom would watch, I never understood
Marlana trapped in a cage
It turned out Luke fucked Sami
Austin and Carrie's nakedness
However carefully hidden by the sheets

But in Salem, it was well known
John Black would always fight Stephano
Sand through hourglass would pass then
So are the Days of Our Lives

Cerulean

2007
Parody of “Vermilion” by Slipknot from the album Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses); Lyrics by Ryan Mac
We watched Kill Bill DVD
All of us at Shane's
But I found the film mundane
Part two's better to me
Holly's sleeping, Shane's enthralled, I'm by myself
The computer's taken by Brett
Now I'm playing with Fun Noodle
I'm playing with Fun Noodle
And it makes him mad

He comes in full swing at me
The unrestricted beast
They watch but don't stop him
Order, restrainable
There's some junk on the floor I must dive in
All it takes to piss him off is just some teasing

My face is turning blue
My face is turning blue
And it makes me gag

But he won't execute swinicide on me
He won't execute swinicide on me
He won't execute swinicide on me
He won't execute swinicide on me

His arms on my throat
Choke
I can not breathe he won't let
Go
Seriously Adam

He won't execute swinicide on me
(Won't execute swinicide on me)
(Won't execute swinicide on me)
(Won't execute swinicide on me)
(Won't execute swinicide on me)

Seriously
I cannot breathe
Adam, I can't breathe

Umbrella Corp.

2007

Parody of “Umbrella” by Rihanna from the album Good Girl Gone Bad; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
You hear the barks
We're lookin' where Bravo are
We are the Alpha Team
Raccoon police squad, S.T.A.R.S.
Baby, 'cause in the dark
Things getting real bizarre
Big mansion we must explore
Hey, don't open that door
Because

Barry got his kids taken by Wesker
Told to obey or they're gone forever
Barry said he couldn't turn on his friend
Took an oath, I'mma stick it out till the end
Now that the Tyrant's killin' Wesker
And I'm stuck here with a baretta
You can blame it all on Umbrella
You can blame it all on Umbrella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Blame it on Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Blame it on Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Blame it on Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

The Nemesis
He won't stop, he just persists
Chased indefinitely
Around Raccoon city
When the Virus spread to all
Vaccine there all along
Umbrella didn't care
Now the president's sending bombs
Because

We rode the train
We rode together
Started to feel under the weather
Carlos will always be my friend
Antidote, now I'll stick it out till the end
Nemesis mutates, and now he's better
Fights me and Oliviera
You can blame it all on Umbrella
You can blame it all on Umbrella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Blame it on Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Blame it on Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Blame it on Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

StumbleUpon

2009
Parody of “I Like It” by Lacuna Coil from the album Shallow Life; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
Obama born in the USA?
I like it, like it
Drive-thru ordering with Billy Mays
I like it, like it

Swedish court destroyed the Pirate Bay
Well, I don't like it
Don't Shit Your Pants is my new favourite game
I think I like it
You showed me how Macbooks beat PC
But I don't like it
Want Windows to boot off USB
That's how I like it
How do you like it?

Today I am worldwide
StumbleUpon will keep me on the couch
Up all night
Seeing new sites

You showed me a video today
You think I like it
2grils1cup and a massive shit spray
That's how I like it
I am seeing parties with lemons
But I don't like it
That's when you brought me to cherrycake
I like it, like it
How do you like it?

Today I am worldwide
Censored singing by Sesame Street Count
Up all night
Seeing new sites

Snopes urban legend site
Mountain Dew will not lower your sperm count
That's a lie
Like German Sprite

I'm free to see what I like
I give a thumb to each find
I'm free to see what I like
I'm bookmarking the best sites
I'm gonna get what I like
I'm gonna Stumble now 'till I die
I give a thumb to each site

Today I am worldwide
StumbleUpon will keep me on the couch
Up all night
Seeing new sites

Today I am worldwide
StumbleUpon will keep me on the couch
Up all night
Seeing new sites